No Kids, No Life, Just a Wife

So, not only did Capt. Ass-kicker get his new job, and my mom get her new job I totally got an F'in raise! Can we all say 'hell to the yeahhhhh' please and thank you very fuckin' much. I work in the crappiest industry ever, nooooooo, not coal mining, car parts. Yeah, I am totally that girl. Not only am I the only girl, I do most of the work.......cuz' I'm the girl. Why is it women have to work twice as hard as every one else???? Fuckers...... With Peni.... I spend my days fending off slimy little grease monkeys with hard-ons whilst trying desperately to do my JOB. It's amazing I get anything done between the guys saying things like "You're married? He's probly cheating on you." and "OOOoooohhhhwwwww.... I love the sound of that voice in the morning. I'll give you a '67 Vette if you leave your husband". Most of these guys have never even seen me! I could be 900lbs and have a unibrow and they still hit on me. All I have to say is what the fuckin' fuck???? My most recent slimy-ness is a guy who asked if Capt. Ass-Kicker and I "swing" and do we want to go out some time? "Ya know, we could swap......" Ok, hang on, I gotta go barf. MMmmmm Hhhhmmm... My job rocks! But I got a raise. Thank God, if I don't make more money soon I might have to sell Ovum to pay the heat bill this winter. It's kinda like selling kids right? I'm horrible, I know. Anyway, the point of this (Yeah, I have those occasionally) is lets all party it up, I got a raise!!! Goooooo me!

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And just to let everyone know, something is wrong with my stupid fucking HTML for my adds, it sayyyyyys align left, but it is aligning right. I don't know why. and the other thing on the bottom of my page lost its http:// somewhere. Damn.......