1.04.2007

 

Happy Fucking New Year?

Ok. The things I hate about this year already.

1) Stupid people who stop where they are when the little stop sign pops out of the side of a bus. YOU CAN MOVE THE FUCK UP TO THE BUS! Continue to place your foot on the gas pedal and move your ass up to the bus. You do not need a football field in front of your car. You will not run any small children over if you MOVE UP. Oh? And one more thing Mr. Igotmydriverslicencefromacerealbox, stop spiking your breaks when you see the little sign come out. Do you break 400 yards away from the stop sign when you see one at an intersection? Do you creep up on it when it's not looking? Stop. Feather foot off break, a little gas, BREAK. Creeeeeeepppppp...... STOP DRIVING LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) I got this kid hired. He's a decent kid. He shows up everyday (albeit stoned to the gills). Suddenly he's decided I'm not his boss. Oh No You Didn't. Listen here you little fuck. I.Am.You.Superior. I am your boss, and the boss of everything you do, see, say, speak. I am the boss of the people you are the boss of. DO.NOT.ARGUE.WITH.ME.

3) Having fight night at the house and discovering I dislike one of the attendee's even less than originally suspected. A typical conversation goes like this:

The Capt. "Yeah, I've been thinking about trading the truck in for a Cooper Mini, they handle better"

Mr. Fast and Furious: "Oh Dude, don't say that, that's a girl car! If you wanted to get one Laundry Broad that'd be ok. But The Capt. needs a truck." (apparently because trucks are more MANLY)

Me: "Uhhhh is that why you drive your nifty little zippy Honda Mr. PimpMyRide? Cuz, seriously, that's a MANLY ass car!"

Mr. F&F: "uuhhhmmm, duasjfhfbwehqlghf *insert excuse here* Nu uh... My car rocks....."

ME: "Yeah, that's kinda what I thought. Zippy."

He just basically was being mean and nasty to make himself look better. Which it did not. He won't be attending any more fight nights. Ass tard of the highest quality. Plus I am starting to think he might be of the 'Man Toucher' variety and won't admit it to himself and that's the reason he's so angry. Think on it.

And so 4 days into the new year and I'm already filled with hate and discontent. Ahhhh... it shall rock this year.

Fuckers....

Comments:
LOL. boy toucher. classic!
 
Oh I so understan the degree of iritation other drivers can create.

I think everbody but me neds to get theire fat asses to a driving school and learn som e traffick rules, GAWD!!

:)

Happy new year to you
 
If that isn't the truth!!!! People have no common sense when behind the wheel. Mr. F&F sounds like an asshole. Fight night? UFC?? Boxing? If UFC, did you watch the Ortiz v. Iceman fight???
 
Ugh. I hate people who drive stupidly, but you know what? The busdrivers around here don't use their little signs, so it's totally legal to zip around them!

Coopers are really cool. Trucks suck, unless you have to move.
 
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