4.20.2007
I am SO good.
Lesbian Mechanic: Hi laundry Broad, what's up? I need an oil filter for a '07 H3.
Me: Ok, oh, yeah I got it.
LM: What kind of synthetic oil do you have?
Me: Um.... lets see, I've got 5w30...
LM: I don't even know how many quarts I need...
Me: Man I hate those cars, too flashy, and show-y off-y....
LM: Hey now! That's my Girlfriends car....
Me: Fuck, you're going to beat me up now aren't you?
I'm going to get beat up and possibly cut by my Puerto Rican Lesbian Mechanic Friend.
Open mouth.... insert foot.
Me: Ok, oh, yeah I got it.
LM: What kind of synthetic oil do you have?
Me: Um.... lets see, I've got 5w30...
LM: I don't even know how many quarts I need...
Me: Man I hate those cars, too flashy, and show-y off-y....
LM: Hey now! That's my Girlfriends car....
Me: Fuck, you're going to beat me up now aren't you?
I'm going to get beat up and possibly cut by my Puerto Rican Lesbian Mechanic Friend.
Open mouth.... insert foot.
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"Oh, I thought you meant the car the year BEFORE yours. Heh. I mean. Crap. Don't hurt me!"
I'm sure you're ok, but you could just threaten to cut her if she comes after you!
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I'm sure you're ok, but you could just threaten to cut her if she comes after you!
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