4.20.2007

 

I am SO good.

Lesbian Mechanic: Hi laundry Broad, what's up? I need an oil filter for a '07 H3.

Me: Ok, oh, yeah I got it.

LM: What kind of synthetic oil do you have?

Me: Um.... lets see, I've got 5w30...

LM: I don't even know how many quarts I need...

Me: Man I hate those cars, too flashy, and show-y off-y....

LM: Hey now! That's my Girlfriends car....

Me: Fuck, you're going to beat me up now aren't you?

I'm going to get beat up and possibly cut by my Puerto Rican Lesbian Mechanic Friend.


Open mouth.... insert foot.

Comments:
Just grab dem bag'o'hot nickels and you'll be fine!

Haha - loved this.
 
"Oh, I thought you meant the car the year BEFORE yours. Heh. I mean. Crap. Don't hurt me!"

I'm sure you're ok, but you could just threaten to cut her if she comes after you!
 
ha!
 
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