4.17.2007

 

INVASION! Rally the troops men!

Alright men! Due to the fierce Nor'Easter it has driven our Arch Enemy THE ANT into our territory, Glensidelania. We must defend the Home Territory. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???

ERADICATE THE ENEMY MA'AM!

Thanks right men. First we need to form our strategy:
We track the bastards back to their home base.

Private Speck: Commander, Ma'am! The have originated on the exterior wall under the base board radiator.


Good Work Private. Now, Where are they going? Whats their plan of attack???

Private Catsy: Commander! They seem to be headed toward the Master Quarters to retrieve Dog Food Rations (and crumbs!) Private Speck has hidden under the bed.


Excellent work Private Catsy. Private Speck, wee SHALL discuss this later.

WEWEASE THE SEQWET WEPOOOOOONNNNNN!!! (Thank you An American Tale)

Privates Speck and Catsy: Commander. What's the secrete weapon.

The most dreaded weapon in all of Glensidelania....... The EUREKA!


Private Speck and Catsy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It does irreparable damage to the troops Commander! We cannot tolerate it! It drives the troops to fits of Barking! And Hiding under various pieces of Furniture! Please Commander! Say there's another way!

I'm afraid not troops. We must use the EUREKA to eradicate the enemies behind the lines and remove the Precious! Rations! currently stored under the bed in the Masters Quarters. Also, as a second line of defense we shall also be using Raid Brand Ant Napalm. It won't be enough to use the secret weapon men, we're going to have to eradicate them behind the lines. We must crush the invasion and return Glensidelania to her former peaceful self.

OK TROOPS! YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS!!

PRIVATE SPECK! START BARKING AT THE RELEASE OF THE SECRETE WEAPON!!

PRIVATE CATSY! YOU'RE ORDERS ARE TWO FOLD! YOU ARE TO BAT PLAYFULLY AT THE ENEMY BUT AS SOON AS THE SECRETE WEAPON IS RELEASED YOU ARE TO RUN! AND HIDE! UNDER ANY AVAILABLE PIECE OF FURNITURE! BE FOREWARNED! THERE MAY NEED TO BE THE USE OF EXTREME AND DEADLY HISSING AND POSSIBLY EVEN SPITTING!!

NOW GET TO IT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hee! I also recommend using Raid on all your door and window jambs. I found that it helped! :)
 
That was great!

I almost wrote about the invasion of the fire ants at our house and yard today. Hope the secret weapon works. If not, try Ortho Max Ant Killer in the yard and around the foundation to eradicate the enemy before they encroach on the home territory further. After the flood receeds, that is.
 
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