5.03.2007

 

Ahhhhhhh.... Um.... Yeah, 'n stuff

Silly Cunt: I Only want Unified Brand Windshield washer concentrate in the 55 gallon drum. The kind we had before was too strong.

Me: Uhhh......... ummmm......what do you mean too strong?

Silly Cunt: Oh! It was just awful! It left a white film all over the windshields. Just Awful.

Me: Why? Um, well wait a minute.... I................ Uh................

And what I wanted to say:

HOLY SWEET BLUEBERRY FLAVORED JEEEESUS LADY!!! IT'S CONCENTRATE!!!!!!!!! PUT MORE WATER IN IT! IT WILL SAVE YOU MONEY STUPID! WHEN YOU BUY ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE DO YOU DRINK IT RIGHT OUT OF THE LITTLE CARDBOARD CYLINDER??? GAHMUTHERFUCKSTUPID DUR DUR DUR BRAIN OVERLOAD


*where's that hot bag o'nickles? Bitch needs some sense beat into her and I have a feeling I'd better pack a lunch*

Comments:
when i was a kid, i'd lick the orange juice concentrate fresh out of the freezer. yummm.
 
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