Commence the Chaos.

So, I have been recovering, *albeit slowly*, from this past weekend. It was great fun. We arrived Thursday afternoon after a SIX HOUR DRIVE *fucking Pennsylvania and it's mother fuckin' construction*. As soon as we stepped in the door dad cracked us both a brew and we sat down to chill for a bit. It was nice being home and just RELAXING before all the wedding Brew-ha-ha. After a hour or two I rolled on over to the G-parents house and chilled with Ye Old Man, and the Beautiful Young Woman he married, Gram. My fathers brother, 'Dunk' and his Beauteous Wife 'Le Nursey' were there and chilled with us too (sorry lady, I got no good shots of you). We haven't seen them for OOooooo, I guess 2 years now? Because we're too friggin "busy" (read: lazy) to drive to Ye Old 'Ginia to visit. Friday everyone started rollin' in for the big Sha-bang. Sister 1 and hubs-to-be were first. The looked happy (and a wee bit sweaty and tired, shhhh I never said that) and brought a Ass-Ton of boxes, dry cleaner bags and clutter with them. Then Sister 2 showed bearing 1 boy-toy and a freshly birthed babe of 2 weeks.
hich Da Momma swiftly and with great grace swooped away with). And now I say unto the Heavens


Friday night The Capt.,I, Dunk and Le Nursey went for a small tour of the local nightlife. A really small pub crawl. We started off at Andersons, had a few beers and looked at the scary folk with 'Summer Teeth' and the Babies that I baby-sat elleventy million years ago,and saying things like 'OH HELL NO THEY CAN NOT BE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!??!?!!!' Next we moseid on 'Down Below', (That's the fightin' bar). When we walked in we saw this guy signing a song of which I only caught the last couple of lines. It was a nice little didy and it goes a lil'sumthin like theeeeeaaaaaaasssss!

"There ain't nuthin worse than a white girl with a nigger..... explative explative racist comment Oh NO SIR There ain't nuthin wooooooorse....... than a white girl with a nigger......"

Um, yeah. It's a small town. Just make up your own excuse for these schmucks. I got nuthin'.

Just so you can properly understand My Town here's
a few more example of the fine, law abiding, clean cut, hygenic peeps there. Yeah, You're So Very Welcome! (You should understand the TOOTH brush might have been invented there. That's why it's not used in the proper plural form. We Got Us'ins a TOOTH! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN HAWWWWW BITCHES!!)

For now, this is all. I will have a follow up tale of One True Love, and the Loverly Wedding that ensued. And just possibly some more hilarity. Maybe. If I am good, and Da Momma says I can....

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I'm waiting with baited breath!
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