7.17.2007
Feeeeeeeeeeeeed me SEYMORE!!!!!!!!
I might be a little snipish with this post.
Or maybe a little snipish all together.
I dunno.
See, here's the problem. I quit smoking. I KNOW RIGHT?!??!?!?!??!!!
I got sick at the beginning of the month and it hurt to smoke. So I didn't. It wasn't hard, I was asleep for the first 3 days or so. That makes it really easy. FOR THOSE DAYS. Lemme just break it down for you a little.
July 1st: (Sunday) Wake up sick. So sick I can speak because it huuuuuurts.
July 2nd: Go to work. Run fever. Feel dizzy. Achy and headachey. Push through day, get done at 2:30, go home and sleep.
July 3rd: Go to work. Turn in paperwork and beg off for the day. Head hurts from no NICOTINE! NEED MORE SLEEP. Sleep all day.
July 4th: Go to a 4th party. Leave early because I am still sick. Even bigger headache. Really really really want to smoke by the end of the day.....
July 5th: Back to work. Coughing. Sniffling. Sneezing. The desire to smoke doesn't hit till the end of the day.
July 6th: Get REAL BITCHY BECAUSE NO NICOTINE!!!! MUTHERFUCKER WHY DO YOU SPEAK TO ME?? YOU DARE ASK ME WHY THERE IS SMOKE COMING OUT MY EARS AND FIRE SHOOTING FROM MY NOSTRILS?? I SHALL KILL YOU FOR SUCH SILLY QUESTIONS!! NO TALKY TO ME!!!!! EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
July 10th - July 17th: On and off I have been snipish, bitchy, and generally not a very nice person.
Most of the time I am ok with the desire to smoke. Towards the end of the day it gets bad but I have found the remedy.
FEED MAH FAT ASS!!
I can not stop eating. Foooooooooooooooood! Especially anything that is not good for me.
Is it deep fried, fat laden, something I shouldn't eat?
GIVE ME! PUT IN MAH MOUTH!!
I have gained 3 pounds in 17 days. This is not ok with me. I need to find a NEW! BETTER! HOBBY! Because, eating?? Is just not going to cut it for me.
Pray for me....... and if you see me light one up? Punch me in the mouth.
Or maybe a little snipish all together.
I dunno.
See, here's the problem. I quit smoking. I KNOW RIGHT?!??!?!?!??!!!
I got sick at the beginning of the month and it hurt to smoke. So I didn't. It wasn't hard, I was asleep for the first 3 days or so. That makes it really easy. FOR THOSE DAYS. Lemme just break it down for you a little.
July 1st: (Sunday) Wake up sick. So sick I can speak because it huuuuuurts.
July 2nd: Go to work. Run fever. Feel dizzy. Achy and headachey. Push through day, get done at 2:30, go home and sleep.
July 3rd: Go to work. Turn in paperwork and beg off for the day. Head hurts from no NICOTINE! NEED MORE SLEEP. Sleep all day.
July 4th: Go to a 4th party. Leave early because I am still sick. Even bigger headache. Really really really want to smoke by the end of the day.....
July 5th: Back to work. Coughing. Sniffling. Sneezing. The desire to smoke doesn't hit till the end of the day.
July 6th: Get REAL BITCHY BECAUSE NO NICOTINE!!!! MUTHERFUCKER WHY DO YOU SPEAK TO ME?? YOU DARE ASK ME WHY THERE IS SMOKE COMING OUT MY EARS AND FIRE SHOOTING FROM MY NOSTRILS?? I SHALL KILL YOU FOR SUCH SILLY QUESTIONS!! NO TALKY TO ME!!!!! EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
July 10th - July 17th: On and off I have been snipish, bitchy, and generally not a very nice person.
Most of the time I am ok with the desire to smoke. Towards the end of the day it gets bad but I have found the remedy.
FEED MAH FAT ASS!!
I can not stop eating. Foooooooooooooooood! Especially anything that is not good for me.
Is it deep fried, fat laden, something I shouldn't eat?
GIVE ME! PUT IN MAH MOUTH!!
I have gained 3 pounds in 17 days. This is not ok with me. I need to find a NEW! BETTER! HOBBY! Because, eating?? Is just not going to cut it for me.
Pray for me....... and if you see me light one up? Punch me in the mouth.
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So, I've never been a smoker but A LOT of people say things like knitting and crocheting --- busywork for the hands --- helps stave off the cravings and the food binging.
Good luck to you!
Good luck to you!
# posted by 
: 10:23 AM
: 10:23 AM
so um... yeah... I apologize if one of those pounds is a direct result of me.
But who cares? Happy Birthday!!!
But who cares? Happy Birthday!!!
Dude, one word -- Zyban aka Wellbutrin.
You'll be psychotic for the first week or so. You're from Philly, so I doubt anyone but the Capt. will really notice (and he's smart enough to not set you off, I'm sure). But it truly works and will also stave off the cravings for fat laden yummy food.
Good luck. I may be joining you in this quest to beat my nicotine addiction since cigarettes went up yet again and I'm totally not paying $5.00 for a pack. ever.
You'll be psychotic for the first week or so. You're from Philly, so I doubt anyone but the Capt. will really notice (and he's smart enough to not set you off, I'm sure). But it truly works and will also stave off the cravings for fat laden yummy food.
Good luck. I may be joining you in this quest to beat my nicotine addiction since cigarettes went up yet again and I'm totally not paying $5.00 for a pack. ever.
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
Umm, duh - smoke.
Increases the metabolism, cuts the urge to eat in half and also keeps you out of non-smoking bars and restaurants. The money you save on food as well as eating and drinking out will easily afford the habit. It's a perfect remedy.
oh yeah, you quit. :P
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Increases the metabolism, cuts the urge to eat in half and also keeps you out of non-smoking bars and restaurants. The money you save on food as well as eating and drinking out will easily afford the habit. It's a perfect remedy.
oh yeah, you quit. :P
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